Two Coarse Dinner

On a sign outside the pub down the road:

Two coarse dinner, £10.99, includes free drink

So I went into the pub to explain the spelling mistake to the landlord.

Upon hearing my advice the landlord simply offered me the menu:

~ Starters ~

Crudities

Nibbles of tender breast chicken

Stuffed Chorizo

Porno Cocktail


~ Main Course ~

Roast legover of Lamb with Rosemary, a lick of honey and plenty of time