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Kenneth Manboobs
Kenneth Manboobs
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Newton At The Topless Beach

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7 November 2009
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Some kid at school told us that Sir Isaac Newton invented gravity! Can you imagine? We had to straighten him out by telling him that Sir Isaac Newton DISCOVERED gravity. He was at a topless beach and he noticed the difference between the younger and the older women who walked by...

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