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Bah-ba-bah-ba-ba. Me encanta.

If your index and fuck-you fingers are dexterous, unlimited cherry pies...

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Every morning you fondle my clitoris, bring me to orgasm, and...

I wrote the following letter last night. Every morning you fondle my clitoris,...

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Did you ever take a sh-t, and when you looked at it in the toilet, it looks exactly like a relief map of North Harbor, Illinois, or a silhouette of Russian animator Robert Sahakyants?

Did you ever take a sh-t, and when you looked at it in the toilet, it looks exactly...

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i'm biracial & easily embarrassed...

im biracial easily embarrassed. Corruption and organized crime on the news? Please...

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People whine, "Make pot legal...wah wahh...

People whine, Make pot legal...wah wahh I hope they dont. If they tax it the way they...

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Ladies, you drive me nuts with your lies and bullsh-t...

Ladies, you drive me nuts with your lies and bullsh-t. I officially quit you! Im now a practicing...

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I just took a nap in the mens' room only to be awakened...

I just took a nap in the mens room only to be awakened by my own snoring....

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Mutual Twitter following is like...

Mutual Twitter following is like 69Ing with someone that...

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I heard "Patrón's this way"...

The man said, patrons this way. I heard Patróns this way,...

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I love walking behind hobos...

I love walking behind hobos. The backdraft is so delightful....

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My wife is pissed off becaause she was forced to watch 2 football games, drink 10 tequila shots, and eat nachos...

My wife is pissed off becaause she was forced to watch 2 football...

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On one hand, I'm so hungry I could eat a hostage...

On one hand, Im so hungry I could eat a hostage. On the other hand,...

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I thinking about going to happy hour, getting drunk, & maybe f--king someone...

I thinking about going to happy hour, getting drunk, maybe f--king someone,...

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I'm not sure what it is, but I always meet hot chicks at Walmart....

Im not sure what it is, but I always meet hot chicks at Walmart, when I hang...

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Brasil is such a beautiful place to visit and f--k beautiful people.

Brasil is such a beautiful place to visit and f--k...

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Happy Christmas & Merry new year!! Also, I didn't get the presents you sent me...

Happy Christmas Merry new year!! Also, I didnt get the presents...

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Relatives in Brasil send me a Snuggie for my birthday.

Relatives in Brasil send me a Snuggie for my birthday. In return they...

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I wish I could put a bell on my wife.

I wish I could put...

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If masturbation is self-rape...

If masturbation is self-rape,...

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You know the guilt you feel when you murder someone, so you have to...

You know the guilt you feel when you murder someone, so...

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You know how you inconspicuously throw rubbish out of the moonroof...

You know how you inconspicuously throw rubbish out of the moonroof,...

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At Tweetups, do you take photos of each other's boobs with an iPhone? That's what I would do...if I had an iPhone. Or went to a Tweetup. Or had boobs. Or friends.

At Tweetups, do you take photos of each others boobs with an iPhone?...

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Sometimes I like to mix it up & have sex in my sister's bed, but she gets SO mad...

Sometimes I like to mix it up have sex in my sisters bed, but...

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I don't know why people make fun of The Spoof, like it makes you stupid...

I dont know why people make fun of The Spoof, like it makes you stupid. what...

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