Two blondes are on holiday, sitting in a New York bar discussing the relativity of distance, when one, Gloria, suddenly muses Hey I wonder which is nearer - Miami or the moon?...

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Whores

Two longtime prostitutes meet on a street corner for brief cigarette break during a very busy night....

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Blonde detectives

A police sergeant was training three blonde recruits in observation and detection....

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Pickles

A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender, irritated, says, Whatll you have?...

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Five blondes

A blind guy feels his way into a bar unaware that its a lesbian hangout....

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Skipping

Paddy, a 90-year old Irishman old man gets married to a young girl aged 20 and goes to his doctor for Viagra....

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Dyslexic diseases

A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place....

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Is this a joke?

A Scotsman, an Irishman, and a Rabbi walk into a bar and the barman says, Is this joke?...

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Dogs, Cats and Spuds

An Irishman, Englishman and a Scotsman are running from the police. They see a barn on the horizon and quickly run to hide there....

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Optimistic Wishing

A family are driving in their car on holidays....

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Blonde goes to Heaven

A dumb blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test....

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Funeral

A man reluctantly attends a laywers funeral expecting to be one of the only people there, and is suprised to see a huge turnout for this terrible man. He turns to the people around him....

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A Test

A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test....

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Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and theyre off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead...

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