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Jew at a bank

What did the Jew say to the bank teller?...

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Cheap bastard bedtime

What time is bed time at the Cheap bastards house?...

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Cheap bastard picks his nose

Why does a cheap bastard pick his nose?...

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Look out Barry!

What happened when a Barry Mannilow walked into a wall when he had an erection?...

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Shopping Jew

Whats faster than a speeding bullet?...

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Toiling in the desert

Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?...

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Jewish Christmas

Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?...

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Cheap bastards

How do you know if your next door neighbors are poor?...

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Lesbian dinosaur

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?...

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The barstool conundrum

How do you fit three gay guys on one barstool?...

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So relaxed

Four gay guys are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface....

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What you doing with that wiener?!

How do you know if youre at a gay picnic?...

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Hop aboard

Why dont they teach Drivers Ed. and Sex Ed. on the same day in the middle east?...

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I think it's the hump

What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?...

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Persian woman

When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?...

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Arabian football (soccer)

Why are Arab football (soccer) teams so shitty?...

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Educating Mexico

Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college?...

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Mexican hitchhiker

What do you call a Mexican hitchhiker?...

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My grass is long.

What is a Mexican without a lawnmower?...

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Just drive dude!

Why do criminals prefer tiny steering wheels?...

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Spic and a Pizza

Why is a spic like a pizza?...

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Smelly Mexicans

How do you hide money from a Mexican?...

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Mexican and Black Guy

A Mexican and a black guy are riding in car . . whos driving?...

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Black vs White

If Whites and blacks had a war, what would it be called?...

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