During a vasectomy operation, a doctor had to remove a man's testicles. For safe keeping, he put the gonads in a small tray on the operating table. During the surgery, the doctor accidently knocked the tray on the floor and in his haste to retrieve the te are all sticles, he stepped on and crushed them. He was devastated and asked his assistants for suggestions to replace or fix the mangled items.
"I have no idea what to do," said the assistant. "They're pretty well destroyed."
A nurse ventured, "Any roundish item could suffice. Let's think of something."
The medical trio bantered back and forth about what could be used.
"I have it!" said the assistant. "I could run to the bar next door and get a couple of olives or cocktail onions. They're about the right size and we could use those to replace the damaged gonads."
So he ran out of the operating room and headed for the bar. He returned a few minutes later and said, "They were out of olives so I got some cocktail onions." The rest of the surgery was uneventful and the cocktail onions fit perfectly.
At the man's follow-up visit to the doctor a week later, the exam showed nothing adverse. The doctor asked, "How are things going? Any after effects?"
"No problems," answered the man. "However, something strange is happening."
"What was it?" asked the doctor.
"Well," the man answered, "every time I pass a bar, I get a hard-on."