Obama Jokes! Aw!

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Monday, 31 August 2009

Bill Clinton said, "I didn't inhale."

Barack Obama says, "I didn't inject."

Richard Nixon said "I am not a crook!"

Barack Obama says "I am not on crack!"

Harry Truman said, "The buck stops here!"

Barack Obama says, "Leave the bucks here!"

Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?

A. He thought Barry sounded too American.

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