You know what I hate at work? You are sitting there doing your job and all of a sudden you feel this cramp and you get up and go to the bathroom and all that comes out is a fart that rocks the stalls and probably rang all over the office. So then you sneak back to your seat without looking around and the stomach starts rolling again again so this time you try to ease one out, only this time it's solid. I hate that!
Those Solid Farts
Friday, 1 May 2009