The Fable Aesop Doesn't Want You To Know About

Submitted by Mr. Lizard
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Saturday, 28 February 2009

A rabbit is running through the woods and comes upon a squirrel smoking a joint,"Hey there Mr. Squirrel! Don't smoke that! come running through the woods with me and we'll frolic and romp and have lots of fun! C'mon you'll see!!"

So the squirrel joined him running through the woods and they came upon a deer getting ready to snort a line, "Hey Mr. Deer!" said the rabbit, "Don't snort that! Come running through the woods with us and we'll frolic! It'll be fun! You'll see!"

So the deer joined the two and they ran through the woods until they came upon a bear with a needle, tying off, "Hey there Mr. Bear, don't shoot that stuff! Come running throOOFFF!!!..." The bear back-handed the rabbit, sending him flying into the brush.

"What did you do that for?" demanded the squirrel.
The bear shrugged, "Ahh, he's always like that when he's on ecstacy."

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