A dastardly plot to undermine the success of the new James Bond movie starring Daniel Craig has been discovered.
Craig, being blond and one of the few actual Britishers to play the super agent, has been openly mocked by jokes referring to the fact that he is blond.
Nasty, subversive copies of these jokes have been sent to mens magazines throughout the western world with the intention of humiliating Mr. Bond, er, Mr. Craig.
Examples of them are:
Why did the blond James Bond stamp his foot?
He was getting too many calls from telemarketers on his shoe phone.
Why did the blond James Bond get the number 007?
It matched his IQ.
Why did the blond James Bond have an arrow etched on his pistol?
So that he knew which end to point away from himself.
Because of the potential damage to national prestige in this incident, Scotland Yard has assigned special investigators to look into it. Unfortunately they are all blond.