Nothing but the truth ...

Submitted by ExiledRoyal

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Sunday, 28 April 2013

"I was telling my mate about you," I said to my wife. "I told him you're fat, lazy, ugly, you fart in public, your personal hygiene is almost non-existent ..."

"What the hell are you saying?" she trilled. "You discussed me?"

"No, love," I replied, "You disgust me. Which is what I was telling him."

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