An older man marries a 2nd time to a young beautiful girl. Athough she assures him that it is not important, he becomes increasingly concerned that his abilities in bed are not as they once had been.
He goes to his doctor. Over several month his doctor carries out tests and tries a few treatments, but there is no improvement and odecides that it must all in his mind. He refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the psychiatrist, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could be cured."
Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this," He intones some chants and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a bright flash with billowing blue smoke.
The witch doctor says, "This is a very powerful healing so you can only use it once a year. Now all you have to do is count to three and it shall rise for as long as you wish."
The guy then asks the witch doctor, "How do I stop it when it's over?"
The witch doctor says, "All you have to say is count to four, and it will go down. But be remember It will not work again for 12 months."
This guy goes home, and that night is ready to surprise his wife with his good news. So they are lying in bed together and he counts to three, and suddenly he gets a massive hard-on.
"Wow, it really works!" he is thinking, when his wife says, "What did you say 1 2 3 for?"