A married couple is driving down the road; the wife is behind the wheel going a steady 40 miles per hour..
"I want a divorce." the husband suddenly said.
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again, "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend. She's a far better lover than you are, I may add."
The wife grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55 mph.
He pushes his luck, "I want the house,"
Up to 60 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards the side of the road. This makes him nervous, so he asks, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice, "No, I've got everything I need."
"Oh, really!" he inquires, "What would that be?"
Just before they slam into a wall at 65 mph, she turns to him and smiles.