My vibrator, which brings me Heaven! Rabbit be thy name!
Until Kingdom done, thy make me cum! On Earth, or is it Heaven!?
Give me this day, my daily thrill, and forgive me my screams!
As I forgive those who sold me dud batteries!
Lead me straight into Temptation, but deliver me from Frustration.
For thine is the Vibrator, the Power and Rotation, for ever and ever: No men.