State Farm Wasn't There... when my dress flew up outside & I was assed out.
State Farm Wasn't There... when Tommy was evil and f--ked the Power Rangers up.
State Farm Wasn't There... when R. Kelly was giving golden showers.
State Farm Wasn't There... with your original eyebrows, because them sh-ts you painted on fail.
State Farm Wasn't There... when Rick James was messin up Charlie Murphy's couch.
State Farm Wasn't There... when James died on "Good Times."
