Two friends are out at a bar, when Paul says,
"Jerry, you and Nancy have been mariied 20 years, and seem to get along fine after all this time. What's your secret?"
Jerry thought about this for a couple seconds and replied,
"Twice a week we go out to a really nice restaurant for a great dinner, some drinks, conversation, and companionship."
"That's it?" asks Paul.
"Yep," replies Jerry. "She goes out on Tuesdays and I go out on Fridays!"
