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Clive Danton
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Posted: 31 Oct 12 05:36
In a macabre coincidence following on from the devastating superstorm that struck parts of the United States yesterday, a mini tornado cut a swathe of destruction through the Woolwich area of North London last night completely destroying the swish new Emirates Stadium home to North London soccer giants Arsenal FC.

A spokesperson for Islington council reported that although there were no injuries over 3 million pounds of improvements were made.

A grim-faced David Cameron addressed the nation from No 10 Downing Street last night and appeared visibly shaken as he said. "Oh dear, how sad, never mind, shit happens"

In a moving gesture of solidarity in the London football community the chairman of The West Ham Inter City Firm Old Comrades Association Billy Gardener 98 said last night. "Blimey wot a fucking sickner and no error!. I'm going to ask all of my boys to put aside age old rivalries and to go down the pub tonight for a bloody good drink up and a game of darts to take their minds off it. Absolutely diabolical news!............possibly"

The Arsenal FC manager Arsene Wenger who is famed throughout the association football world for being a cheese guzzling surrender monkey and a miopic, runny-nosed French cunt wept openly in front of reporters as he read from a prepared statement. "I deed not see eet but eet is very deeficult to take. Hee haw hee haw hee haw hee haw"

A met office spokesman said last night "It looks like the best bit is over sadly but hopefully they'll be a Thames tsunami that will give the two bob bunch of foreign fuckers even more grief at some point"



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Posted: 31 Oct 12 13:02
Shocking news! Although I heard they rebuilt the stadium in extra-time.

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Posted: 31 Oct 12 15:22
Hey RG! Was Fergie there constantly glaring and tapping on the dial of his watch? hehehe

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Posted: 31 Oct 12 19:51
Was it windy last night?



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