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Clive Danton![]() ![]() Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 ![]() ![]() |
Following hot on the heels of the Savile revelations here's yet more reasons to despair in your fellow human beings.
BANG! Just listened to some moon-faced bint from the social services giving it the usual old toot about how "Lessons have to be learned"...yadda yadda yadda. Here's how Cliveypops would hand out the speshul ejoocashun to pond life such as these and people that put their stinking, evil hands on children. Line the fuckers up in groups of six then kick them down onto their knees before walking along each row with a pistol..... Pop!.....Pop!.....Pop!....Pop!.....Pop!......Pop! There endeth the final lesson. |
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armfeetandtoe![]() ![]() Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
My misses nurses in a nursing home. Thank god they are not the same as that bunch of low life scum bags. Give me five minutes with each one of them. They will need nursing, believe me. Cowardly bastards. I hope the rot in hell.
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Clive Danton![]() ![]() Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 ![]() ![]() |
Disclaimer:
I should like to make it quite clear at this point that I have no desire to subject the fragrant Mrs Irene Feetandtoe to summary execution without trial. However I wouldn't hesitate to produce a sawn off water pistol and if necessary use it if she were to offer me a lift in her car. C. Danton Indianapolis Motor Speedway Bournemouth |
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armfeetandtoe![]() ![]() Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Can you get a contract together?
Please keep this to yourself, if she finds out, it will be more than curtains for us, it will be testicle bashing, followed by penis stamping, and then the castration. Whilst we are awake, of course. Then the real terror begins. Two hours of nagging. Ever seen a mans ears melt? you will. Desperate of West Sussex. |
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