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Posted: 21 Aug 12 02:05 - Edited By: Jean Le Fete, 21 Aug 12 04:01
You know who you are, if you haven't been invited, keep your yap shut and stay out!

Ahhhh bugger it, you're all freakin invited, but I'm leaving.

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Posted: 21 Aug 12 02:14
Sorry..took a while finding my glass slipper.

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 21 Aug 12 02:16
What the hell kind of uppity thread is this! Invitation only indeed, why I'm not even invited! Ellie, RG, you are both officially uninvited as well! Where the hell are you?! The tea is getting cold!

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Posted: 21 Aug 12 02:17

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Sorry..took a while finding my glass slipper.

Ellie


Well you can drink from that, provide you haven't used any foot powder. Does it smell?

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Posted: 21 Aug 12 02:19

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Sorry..took a while finding my glass slipper.

Ellie


Well you can drink from that, provide you haven't used any foot powder. Does it smell?


Referring to the slipper not the foot!

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Posted: 21 Aug 12 02:23
RG is most likely asleep since he told me that he's trying really hard to go to bed before 2am.

Ellie

p.s. I really like ginger tea. FYI

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 21 Aug 12 02:29
Well I always preferred Mary Ann, but if you like Ginger I'll see if I can get hold of her, maybe they would like to be invited to tea too. How about some Gilligan?



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RG is most likely asleep since he told me that he's trying really hard to go to bed before 2am.

Ellie

p.s. I really like ginger tea. FYI


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Posted: 21 Aug 12 02:33
HA --- I always rather fancied the professor myself.

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Posted: 21 Aug 12 03:02
Oh the Prof, I bet he was kinky, always playing with radio parts!

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Posted: 21 Aug 12 15:08
I liked Ginger, and Scary, especially in the tribute band.

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Posted: 21 Aug 12 17:14
I once dressed up as Mary Ann for Halloween.

Ellie

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Posted: 21 Aug 12 17:24
Pictures please. To the usual address. For the usual fee.

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Posted: 22 Aug 12 00:47
Me too, me too!

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Posted: 22 Aug 12 01:19
Unfortunately, gentlemen, that was a long time ago. Back before digital cameras. So, you're both out of luck.

Ellie

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Posted: 22 Aug 12 02:24
So how about Ginger this Halloween? Take the camera along trick or treating

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Posted: 22 Aug 12 02:30
Actually, I have promised my daughter that I would be Daphne from Scooby Doo because she wants to be Velma so she can wear pretend glasses.

Sorry.

Do you think I can get away with wearing cowboy boots as Daphne?

Ellie

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Posted: 22 Aug 12 03:17
Oh GOD Daphne was a sexy cartoon! YES the cowboy boot would be sooooo hot!

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Posted: 22 Aug 12 14:55
One boot and one sneaker would drive the guys wild!


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Oh GOD Daphne was a sexy cartoon! YES the cowboy boot would be sooooo hot!


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Posted: 23 Aug 12 01:07
This thread has the potential to turn into the next tv reality show, like an international version of THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX.

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Posted: 23 Aug 12 01:59

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This thread has the potential to turn into the next tv reality show, like an international version of THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX.

R'DOG


HA.....


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Posted: 23 Aug 12 23:42
So Ellie needs to video her halloween costume and put it on youtube (select private in the settings)but share the link on this thread

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