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Skoob1999
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Posted: 13 Jun 11 01:00 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 13 Jun 11 11:47
A doctor is driving his eldest son to school, but becomes involved in a horrific accident.

The doctor is killed instantly.

The son is pulled alive from the wreckage and rushed to the hospital.

The surgeon enters the operating theatre, and says:

"I can't conduct this operation, because this child is my son."

How does that work?

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Posted: 13 Jun 11 01:25



Because the doctor and surgeon are husband and wife?


Or, the doctor is doing the school run and giving the
surgeon's eldest son a lift to school?




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Posted: 13 Jun 11 01:37
Aw c'mon Sid...

You can do better than that

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Posted: 13 Jun 11 01:44 - Edited By: Sidney Bollocks, 13 Jun 11 02:57
It's a bank holiday Monday here. Queen's birthday, you know.

I'm still a little jaded from last night and the neurons
are not firing yet...

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Posted: 13 Jun 11 02:07 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 13 Jun 11 02:12
Yup! I agree with Mr. Bollocks...the doc. and surgeon are husband and wife or, wife and husband or husband and husband with an adopted son, or wife and wife with an adopted son.

Or, one is the real parent and the other is the adoptive parent and they had a surrogate mother...or the real mother is either the doctor or surgeon and was impregnated with donor sperm or one of them sold her eggs to the mother of the boy, or the 'real' father donated the sperm and is the surgeon or doctor...........I'm too bloody tired to think.......give us the answer Skoob.


Oh to hell with it I am the mother and my husband is the father of the boy and we have the birth certificate and DNA results to prove it. So there!

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Posted: 13 Jun 11 02:25
Tell you later.

Off to bed now.

Nighty night all.

Regardzzzzzzz....

Agh!

Later

Skoob.

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Posted: 13 Jun 11 03:09
It doesn't say it's the eldest son of the man in the car....just says he's the eldest son.

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 13 Jun 11 08:00 - Edited By: Mark, 13 Jun 11 08:01
Easy. The surgeon is Jesus. He's not got the proper training. But he can make you anything out of a bit of wood.

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Posted: 13 Jun 11 10:06 - Edited By: Morse, 13 Jun 11 10:07
...the surgeon has a conscience and his son jumped the queue
Ahead of 234 others lying in the hallway ...

...the surgeon decided to finally take care of Lynton's kidney stones after only a 4 month wait!

Tough choice but a victory for the NHS and Lynton!

Relief comes to all who wait!

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Posted: 13 Jun 11 11:48

Quote: Ellie James

It doesn't say it's the eldest son of the man in the car....just says he's the eldest son.


Sorry Ellie - I just corrected that. The Doctor is the child's father.

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Posted: 13 Jun 11 12:05
The surgeon is the mammy.

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You need me as a moderator!!!
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Posted: 13 Jun 11 12:11
Good man Fergus.

It's all to do with preconceptions.

Surgeon=male to most people.

Went to see Mrs Brown's Boys on Saturday night.

Feckin' lovely!

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Posted: 13 Jun 11 20:23

Quote:

Relief comes to all who wait!


After having one's prostate feel as if it has been massaged by a vindictive French surgeon's wire brush

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Posted: 14 Jun 11 12:06

Quote: Fergus McCarthy
The surgeon is the mammy.



Quote: Skoob1999
Good man Fergus.



He's right, of course, but......


Quote: Sidney Bollocks
Because the doctor and surgeon are husband and wife?



.......did you miss this bit Skoob......?


Quote: Lady Godiva
Yup! I agree with Mr. Bollocks...the doc. and surgeon are husband and wife or, wife and husband or husband and husband with an adopted son, or wife and wife with an adopted son.


.......or this bit?

Cause they both seem to be correct, unless......


Quote: Lady Godiva
I am the mother and my husband is the father of the boy and we have the birth certificate and DNA results to prove it.


.......this bit is true.

And you have no way of knowing if it is or not, do you now.............

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
And Hell followed with him........
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Posted: 14 Jun 11 12:33
I dunno.

Help!

Leave me alone!

I didn't do it!

Regards

Skoob.

I was looking for the answer that the surgeon was the mother.



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