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Forum Home / General Discussion / Florida inmate smuggles 30 items into jail in his rectum
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A Florida inmate is in more trouble after jail deputies found out he was keeping an illegal fanny pack - in his fanny.
Neil Lansing, 33, was charged with drug possession and smuggling contraband in jail for having 30 items tucked up his anus, the Sarasota Herald Tribune reported. ---------------- On top of 17 blue pills and a cigarette, Lansing was able to fit six matches, a flint, a syringe, some lip balm, an unused condom and a receipt from CVS. Story Wot, no Gideon's Bible?? |
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Morse
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....probably thought there was no charge for carry in luggage...... ...nothing like capitalism....an on board vending machine..... M. |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner  Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I guess the lip balm was in case he accidentally farted on the matches. |
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