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Bad news for your pet for 2011:


Cat: Rocking chairs make huge comeback!

Squirrel: Will have no success at finding hidden nuts that are bound to be around vet clinic grounds somewhere.

Hamster: News release that 10,000 hamsters on wheels will provide whole house with electricity and hamster food can be cheap if bought in bulk China.

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Quote: Bureau

Bad news for your pet for 2011:


Cat: Rocking chairs make huge comeback!

Squirrel: Will have no success at finding hidden nuts that are bound to be around vet clinic grounds somewhere.

Hamster: News release that 10,000 hamsters on wheels will provide whole house with electricity and hamster food can be cheap if bought in bulk China.

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Love how your brain works.

The price of Kibble is going way up. Old Roy, however, remains unusually cheap.

Vets just announce that animals should be eating more vegetables, especially spinach.

Dog: Half-asleep, overhears owner saying that tomorrow they are taking him to be "tutored". (*With apologies to Gary Larson.)

Cat: Overhears "We're bringing home a little Rottweiler puppy for puss to play with. Won't he be excited?"

Dog: New super-strong in-ground electric invisible fence also will make it easier for owner to find where he craps and scoop it.

• A vet in Poland discovers a new inexpensive way to neuters dogs but it requires going in through the mouth with a pair of scissors.

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Quote: Bureau
Cat: Overhears "We're bringing home a little Rottweiler puppy for puss to play with. Won't he be excited?"

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Ha. If it was my Maine Coon, who's larger that the average Jack Russell/Corgi/Spaniel etc, he'd make mincemeat of a pup.

Maine Coon eh QM so you ain't the boss in your own house!

Splendid cats and by far the craftiest - of course all cats have us humans taped but the Maine Coon - you deserve a medal QM. Is it a member of MENSA?

Bad news for Rabbits

Kraft release product 'I can't believe its not chicken'

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Quote: queen mudder

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Quote: Bureau
Cat: Overhears "We're bringing home a little Rottweiler puppy for puss to play with. Won't he be excited?"

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Ha. If it was my Maine Coon, who's larger that the average Jack Russell/Corgi/Spaniel etc, he'd make mincemeat of a pup.

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Mine too. His nickname is Fatso if that is any indication.
A neighbor boy came by during the holidays and I invited him into my home. One of my Maine Coons walked by (the largest one--Emerson) and the kid did a double take and then said "whoa, what is that?" I told him a cat and he almost ran out the door.

True story.

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Quote: Lynton

Maine Coon eh QM so you ain't the boss in your own house!

Splendid cats and by far the craftiest - of course all cats have us humans taped but the Maine Coon - you deserve a medal QM. Is it a member of MENSA?

Bad news for Rabbits

Kraft release product 'I can't believe its not chicken'

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Don't know about all Maine Coons, but mine are all from the same litter and I could not ask for more gentle cats. They are amazingly laid back and loving. Emerson, Graycie and Natascha (Tascia)

Sorry, you had to bring up cats.