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queen mudder
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Posted: 13 Dec 10 18:11
Helmut Seifert, 47, an ethnic German originally from Russia, was enraged when he heard his 17-year-old daughter was having a relationship with Phillip Genscher, 57.

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Posted: 14 Dec 10 01:21
I read this earlier today and have been trying to figure out a suitable reply. I was rather hoping someone else would have commented on this - but I suppose - because the majority of Spoof Writers are fellas...they just 'felt' for the poor guy whose goolies were so painfully amputated, and they just can't bring themselves to even 'think' about the story.

Some of them have probably been so 'traumatized' after reading it...that they've had to dash out to the pub.....to try to drown out the images.

Well, I'll comment...and say....POOR FELLOW...I think the father rather 'over-reacted'.

I'm just left wondering what the 'father' DID with the amputated balls - sorry - should that be scrotum or scroti?

Oops! Mr. G. has just corrected me and said it should be 'testes'.

I stand corrected.

Mr. G. tells me that I 'sit corrected' coz I am sitting down.

He has just shouted 'BASTARD' really loudly coz he caught his finger on a bit of wood. He's busy with an erection...I mean 'erecting my new bookcase'.
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Posted: 14 Dec 10 19:05
5 Stars to Helmut!!

Give that man a 36 volt battery powered reciprocating saw.

I recommend a Milwaukee, light, well balanced, sensitive power increase on the trigger and a handy charge indicator on the battery.

A nicely well worn rough and rusty timber blade, 6tpi, should do the trick.



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Posted: 14 Dec 10 19:13


Used a bread knife instead of a meat cleaver?

I think Amy Vanderbilt says "meat cleaver".

But in an emergency or rage, perhaps bread knife would do the job......eventually.

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Posted: 15 Dec 10 00:53
A bread knife is the perfect job Bureau, a cleaver would probably kill him, no lesson in that.

A live lesson is a lesson they'll listen to.


Anything else is just heresay... That's not to be confused with heresy.

That's a totally different load of old balls.


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Posted: 15 Dec 10 01:00
I think that cutting off a man's penis and testicles with a knife of any description is a little harsh.

Surely a stern ticking off would have sufficed?

With much finger wagging if absolutely necessary.

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Posted: 15 Dec 10 12:58
Well his WANKINDIK days are certainly over, Sieg Heil!

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Posted: 15 Dec 10 12:59

Quote: Jaggedone

Well his WANKINDIK days are certainly over, Sieg Heil!


BTW, lovely to hear that Bureau is hanging in there??

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Posted: 15 Dec 10 19:13
Obviously a Dad that, "loves", his daughter just a little too much, probably in a unhealthy way. Could be why she's after 57 year olds to begin with.

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Posted: 16 Dec 10 00:09
Buck - I think you've hit the nail on the head.

I still haven't heard where the missing balls went.
Maybe they were covered in glue, rolled in glitter and hung on the family Christmas tree.

Hell's bells, "Waste not - want not" is a rule my family lived by and continues to live by.

Anything we find and have not use for around this time of year, we cover with glue, roll in glitter and hang on our Christmas tree. Saves buying all those expensive ornaments.

Mind you, when the frozen dog turds thaw out...they tend to stink a bit...

LG


 
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