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victor nicholas
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Posted: 11 Dec 10 01:12
Someone here should have an inkling.

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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 11 Dec 10 01:14
Ssh! I know it...but I promised not to tell. Sorry

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Posted: 11 Dec 10 02:31
They're not telling either, they're showing.

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Posted: 11 Dec 10 11:01
Selling the smallest possible thingy for the most possible money...

Remember SPECTRUM?

Sell the wrapper...not the contents...

Works in politics too!



Whether you're rich or you're poor, it always pays to have money!
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Posted: 12 Dec 10 17:26
Only Prince Albert knew that, and he's dead.

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Posted: 13 Dec 10 13:52

Quote: Erskin Quint

Only Prince Albert knew that, and he's dead.



I thought he was still in a can... and his refrigerator was running.


Vicky? Doesn't it have something to do with pneumatic augmentation?

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Posted: 15 Dec 10 01:30
All right , I'm going to spill the beans, Victoria is actually Victor, his secret is,,his package does not fit any
of the clothing comfortably. Not with out a friendly tuck anyway.


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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 16 Dec 10 01:57
How do YOU know?

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Posted: 16 Dec 10 02:53
I pull it out of the air waves. The air waves never lie.
OOooppps whats that string up my butt???? Sorry you weren't suppose to read that.


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Posted: 16 Dec 10 03:32
Actually, I know for a fact that the chain of stores was really intended to be:

Victoria's Secretions
- but the first sign-writer fell of his ladder after painting 'Victoria's Secret...." He was rendered unconcious and then went into a coma for 3 years.

Publicity personnel decided, on seeing the title, that Victoria should have more than ONE secret because that would be too boring...and so they added the 's'.

When he came out of his coma....it was too damned late...the deed was done and he was sooooooo upset that he hit himself on the head with a bed-pan and went straight back into a coma....where he resides today.

LG.


 
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