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My computer has fallen into a coma. Everytime I try to wake it up, it goes to sleep again. It hasn't googled a thing for three weeks and I'm not sure it will ever recover. I'm having to do all my communicating with the outside world via my local internet cafe.

So, for the forseeable future Katarina Frogpond will be based in a very cool environment. She's going to be hanging with the gaming community. It might effect her work.

From Catherine (Katarina Frogpond's Agent)

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Quote: Katarina Frogpond2

My computer has fallen into a coma. Everytime I try to wake it up, it goes to sleep again. It hasn't googled a thing for three weeks and I'm not sure it will ever recover. I'm having to do all my communicating with the outside world via my local internet cafe.

So, for the forseeable future Katarina Frogpond will be based in a very cool environment. She's going to be hanging with the gaming community. It might effect her work.

From Catherine (Katarina Frogpond's Agent)

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KICK IT

It would be cruel to kick it, its had such a sad couple of months. It went mad. It had viruses that didn't exist. They were called Fake Trojans. The poor thing was driven demented. It just gave up in the end. I've been told it needs a lot of therapy if it is ever to get better. The therapist lives in Glasgow.

Sorry to hear you have fallen foul of the worldwide cyber conspiracy to render us all gibbering wrecks with and without a screen in front of us. Is the computer in PC hosptal or dead and buried or are you considering withdrawing life support?

I know of a bloke who's quite good with computers.

Mind you, he's probably editing Spoofs right now...

Regards

Skoob

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Quote: Katarina Frogpond2

My computer has fallen into a coma. Everytime I try to wake it up, it goes to sleep again. It hasn't googled a thing for three weeks and I'm not sure it will ever recover. I'm having to do all my communicating with the outside world via my local internet cafe.

So, for the forseeable future Katarina Frogpond will be based in a very cool environment. She's going to be hanging with the gaming community. It might effect her work.

From Catherine (Katarina Frogpond's Agent)

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Hello, we will eventually become intimate but before all that I would suggest saving your important files to a flash drive and then just reinstalling windows.

Or better still, go and do a Google search for UBUNTU - the free Linux-based operating system.

Get to its webpage and fill in the free form and they will send you a complete operating system for free (yes, FOR FREE. No POSTAGE or Nuthin').

This operating system will allow you to do your usual computery-based stuff like writing, emailing, searching for pictures of other naked women performing acts of mischief on wet t-shirt wearing busty nympho's, and suchlike.

I look forward to everything that will happen between us.

Hugs and kisses and much much more XOXO


Note: I have now added the links.

JB the internet creep

How presumptious can you get JB? Bet you have mirrored walls and practise saying that to your reflection whilst making a five fingered girlfriend

However, have you ever tried getting someone in a coma to tell you that important secret info just so you can put in the strong room for safe-keeping?

Sounds like KF2's puter will have to be booted with the original windows disc and either repaired or completely reinstalled. Funny how operating systems by microsoft seem to degrade with use.

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Quote: Jesus Budda


Hello, we will eventually become intimate........

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An APPLE a day, keeps the PC Doctor AWAY.

Go MAC!

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Quote: Lynton

How presumptious can you get JB? Bet you have mirrored walls and practise saying that to your reflection whilst making a five fingered girlfriend

However, have you ever tried getting someone in a coma to tell you that important secret info just so you can put in the strong room for safe-keeping?

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Yes.
Yes.
And yes.

Get UBUNTU. Its free. Like REAL free. No hidden catches.
Microsoft s for people who do the five-finger shuffle.
Apples are for people with one finger. Ever try the one-finger shuffle? It only works for women or men like Morse.