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My house is a mess at the moment.

It's full of empty beer cans and used newspapers.

I think I need to tidy up or the wife will kill me.

Anybody else in a similar predicament?

I'll do it now.

In the words of the legendary Abel:

Hasta later.

Skoob.

Scoob-
Do what I do when the wife's away and I've left the house a mess. I open all the doors and windows and power-up my 750mph leaf-blower and blow everything out! Is best to tie the dog or cat to something like the refrigerator first...Lost little Fluffy a few years back that way.

Yours in helpfulness.

Bargis

Many thanks for that Bargis.

I just did it. Now my back hurts.

Amazing how much beer a man can get through and still remain relatively sober...

hic

Regards

Skoob.

well guys....the house is relatively tidy...the problem is there is just TOO MUCH stuff....not to mention dog hair.....

cacelled the local newspaper as it was WAY LEFT and had no news...Bear is bummed as he loved going out for it every morning...
Stopped buying USA today when it went to a Buck...

Now I read about 10 papers on line...not too big a beer drinker
and the wine bottles go out in a tub to go to recycle...

Now if I could just get Mrs. M to take another trip, I could probably tidy up the rest of the place....or celebrate and get drunk.....

Morse

Don't forget to call me and we'll hoist a few together! Any tittie bars up your way?

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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Don't forget to call me and we'll hoist a few together! Any tittie bars up your way?

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BT: ACTUALLY THERE ARE QUITE A FEW DUE TO THE FORMER BIKE RALLIES AND THE INFLUX OF GOLFERS ON TRIPS WITHOUT THEIR WIFES.

ONE OF MY GOLFING BUDDIES DAUGHTERS IS THE MANAGER OF THE PREMIER CLUB IN MYRTLE BEACH....HE'S INVITED ME MANY TIMES, BUT I HAVE TAKEN A PASS...THEY EVEN HAVE HOT TUBS AND BRING IN LOTS OF OUT OF AREA 'TALENT'....LET'S GET SKOOB TO TOUR THE BONKETTES, AND I'LL SET UP THE MAGNIFICANT MUFFETTES AND WE'LL DO IT.....

MORSE