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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The former Arsenal striker Emmanuel Adebayor, who now plays for Manchester City, faces stiff punishment from the FA for his Improper Conduct and Violent Conduct during last Saturday's game between the two teams. If you were administering the punishment, which charge would you use on him?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/8252803.stm
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado  Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ten match ban and five minutes in the the Clock end.
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Duncan Whitehead
The Innuendo Kid |
Nothing at all.
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Five minutes in the Clock End would be good television, he's a big lad.
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Mark
Little Red Hen  Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A battery?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Clown that I am, I forgot to stick this in with it:
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i59794 They should get him that haircut as well. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Rape, and do a Mike Tyson on him!
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Pimpmycapitalist
Banned |
Charge him from the mains, but i wouldnt discriminate, plug his team mates in to.
Regards PMC |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Bite off his ear? |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
if necessary, I prefer chewing vaginal pubes! |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid  Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Has he got a vagina?? |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Who Mike or Adebayor? They're both PUSSIES! |
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