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IN SEINE
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Posted: 31 Oct 08 21:28
It is rumoured that Russell Brand writes on here, but what is his alter ego?

It IS trick or treat night,so it could just be an evil rumour.

~IS~

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 31 Oct 08 22:38

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It is rumoured that Russell Brand writes on here, but what is his alter ego?

It IS trick or treat night,so it could just be an evil rumour.

~IS~


So it was you that got my Russell Brand story banned by Mark, eh?

I thought we were friends.
More than friends. Lovers.


Well, maybe not that far but still....

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Posted: 2 Nov 08 22:08
Russell Brand writes??

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Posted: 3 Nov 08 08:17
Quote carina-eta: Russell Brand writes??
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Apparently so. Waterstones have copies of his 'My Booky Wook' on the shelf in the gents' toilets.
Fabulous title, you can feel the inherent literary power throbbing between the covers.

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Posted: 3 Nov 08 09:42
Waterstones have toilets?

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Posted: 3 Nov 08 12:37 - Edited By: Rusty, 3 Nov 08 12:38
Quote M. Woods: Waterstones have toilets?
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Yeah, they're called 'iss-stones'.

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Posted: 3 Nov 08 19:08
Russell Brand's 'Booky Looky Wook' is toilet paper alternative says council!


In reply to russell brands work here is my take.

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Posted: 3 Nov 08 19:08
Russell Brand's 'Booky Looky Wook' is toilet paper alternative says council!


In reply to russell brands work here is my take.

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Posted: 3 Nov 08 19:11
My computer is about to die , like Jonathan Ross's career. I dont know how to add links and I won't be able to read replies until next week. Byee


P.S Russell Brand is to vain to write on the Spoof ( I have met him unfortunately).

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Posted: 3 Nov 08 19:29
Quote Phil Edgar's Muttley : My computer is about to die , like Jonathan Ross's career. I dont know how to add links and I won't be able to read replies until next week. Byee
P.S Russell Brand is to vain to write on the Spoof ( I have met him unfortunately).
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No doubt your pc is dying, it's the Ross / Brand curse.
If you have met him, and maybe shook hands (ugh) then hope you washed hands after, with carbolic nuclear acids and went to confession to cleanse any involvement with the pair of culturally-embarrasing super-twats.
Probably won't work, but give it a go,



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Posted: 3 Nov 08 23:49

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It is rumoured that Russell Brand writes on here, but what is his alter ego?

It IS trick or treat night,so it could just be an evil rumour.

~IS~




See? I just keep thinking Russel Grant, the tank top wearing, lying, supposedly psychic, fat little fuckwit that GMTV thought would appeal to average working viewer.

Just what you want to see before a cold, wet and windy day working outside.






Russell Grant is my father claims Russell Brand.

Nah...Too believable.

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Posted: 4 Nov 08 10:57
you met Russell Brand and he didnt screw you??

So you're the one!

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Posted: 4 Nov 08 11:00
Russell Grant lives in a little picture box village in Wales, we drove through once and it was soooo pretty we looked up house prices on the internet, then discovered we had been looking at Russell Grants house and that we couldnt afford a shed there.

Such a terrible affliction on such a tiny, pretty little place. No pavements though, houses straight onto the road, nearly killed a wandering old dear in curlers, possibly Russells mother, possibly Russell.


 
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