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P.M. Wortham
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Registered: 26 Jun 07

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Posted: 10 Oct 08 17:51
What does TGIF stand for when stamped on the inside of a Blonde's shoes? (This is a non-gender specific question)

Q: Blondes
To Give Is Fortuitous
12%
Things Grow In Feet
0%
Toes Go In First
87%
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Rusty
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Location: Ross Ice Shelf, Antarctica
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 16:15
A blonde question : Which shoe is it stamped in : the left, or the right, or both ?

carina-eta
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 16:40
Tosspot Gits Irritate Females ?

JJ Jogolo
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 18:41
Semi-related Blonde cartoon

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 19:28
Oh great! Another acronym game!

Tarty girls initiate fellatio

Morse
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 20:11
Which Fox newscaster are you referring to? Or is it one of "The Weather Girls"??
Morse

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 20:17
This game is freaky!

carina-eta
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 21:51 - Edited By: carina-eta, 11 Oct 08 21:53
Thank God Its Friday.

The Great Icelandic Farce.

The Gods Invented Football. (Females/Fanny etc etc )

The Government Is Failing.

Two Gays In Flagrante.

Tiny Gerbils In France.

Terrible Grease In Food.

Tense Girls Implement Frigidity

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 22:13 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 11 Oct 08 22:15
Two guys in 'friendship'.

Oh, I see you've already covered that subject.

Here's one:

Three girls in Frigfest

Mark
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Mark

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Posted: 11 Oct 08 22:15
Two guys in fanny

or

Two gays in fanny


Depending which side you reckon a fanny should be on/

Morse
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 22:16
MW: is it time to get off the bus yet? you could always meet a "Blonde Bomber" for a change of pace. Morse

Mark
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 22:16
I think we're all at cross purposes.

That gets incredibly furtive.

(What does furtive mean? ...)

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 22:20
Tits go in front?

Tom Green is Funny?

Two girls is fantastic!

Mark
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 23:04

Quote: Jalapenoman

Tits go in front?



I think this is perfect.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 12 Oct 08 00:13
Glad I could help with directions, Mark.

carina-eta
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Posted: 12 Oct 08 08:50
do you know about tab A fitting into slot B yet, Mark?

Just a thought.

Mark
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Posted: 12 Oct 08 10:26
I didn't know they still made tab.

Ooh, I'd pour one of those cold bad-boys into my slot B any time.

Mark
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Posted: 12 Oct 08 10:28
Well, whaddayaknow!

Not seen it for sale round these parts though.

Dawntreader
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Posted: 12 Oct 08 11:07
T.G.I.F. ?

Tampons Go In Fannys

Rusty
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Posted: 12 Oct 08 11:51
Tadgers Go In Further?
(excuse me while I go and wash my mouth out with soap)

carina-eta
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Posted: 12 Oct 08 22:04

Quote: Mark Lowton

I didn't know they still made tab.

Ooh, I'd pour one of those cold bad-boys into my slot B any time.


What was that one the polar bear advertised that always had a kind of scum on top- "it's frothy man!" That one, bright blue with scum on top-loved it.

Mark, you haven't got a slot B, you have a tab A.

Just so we're clear.

carina-eta
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Posted: 12 Oct 08 22:07

Quote: Dawntreader

T.G.I.F. ?

Tampons Go In Fannys


Titheads Go in Forums?

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 12 Oct 08 22:22
Toes go in fives.

carina-eta
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Posted: 12 Oct 08 22:28
yours don't

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 12 Oct 08 22:29
To grumble is futile.


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