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P.M. Wortham
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Posted: 10 Oct 08 17:51
What does TGIF stand for when stamped on the inside of a Blonde's shoes? (This is a non-gender specific question)

Q: Blondes
To Give Is Fortuitous
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Things Grow In Feet
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Toes Go In First
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 16:15
A blonde question : Which shoe is it stamped in : the left, or the right, or both ?

I'd sooner have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 16:40
Tosspot Gits Irritate Females ?

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Posted: 11 Oct 08 18:41
Semi-related Blonde cartoon

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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 19:28
Oh great! Another acronym game!

Tarty girls initiate fellatio

To have ambitions, was my ambition
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 20:11
Which Fox newscaster are you referring to? Or is it one of "The Weather Girls"??
Morse

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Posted: 11 Oct 08 20:17
This game is freaky!

To have ambitions, was my ambition
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 21:51 - Edited By: carina-eta, 11 Oct 08 21:53
Thank God Its Friday.

The Great Icelandic Farce.

The Gods Invented Football. (Females/Fanny etc etc )

The Government Is Failing.

Two Gays In Flagrante.

Tiny Gerbils In France.

Terrible Grease In Food.

Tense Girls Implement Frigidity

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Posted: 11 Oct 08 22:13 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 11 Oct 08 22:15
Two guys in 'friendship'.

Oh, I see you've already covered that subject.

Here's one:

Three girls in Frigfest

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Mark
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 22:15
Two guys in fanny

or

Two gays in fanny


Depending which side you reckon a fanny should be on/

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Posted: 11 Oct 08 22:16
MW: is it time to get off the bus yet? you could always meet a "Blonde Bomber" for a change of pace. Morse

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Mark
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 22:16
I think we're all at cross purposes.

That gets incredibly furtive.

(What does furtive mean? ...)

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Posted: 11 Oct 08 22:20
Tits go in front?

Tom Green is Funny?

Two girls is fantastic!

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
Mark
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 23:04

Quote: Jalapenoman

Tits go in front?



I think this is perfect.

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Posted: 12 Oct 08 00:13
Glad I could help with directions, Mark.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 12 Oct 08 08:50
do you know about tab A fitting into slot B yet, Mark?

Just a thought.

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Mark
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Posted: 12 Oct 08 10:26
I didn't know they still made tab.

Ooh, I'd pour one of those cold bad-boys into my slot B any time.

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Mark
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Posted: 12 Oct 08 10:28
Well, whaddayaknow!

Not seen it for sale round these parts though.

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Posted: 12 Oct 08 11:07
T.G.I.F. ?

Tampons Go In Fannys

Rusty
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Posted: 12 Oct 08 11:51
Tadgers Go In Further?
(excuse me while I go and wash my mouth out with soap)

I'd sooner have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Posted: 12 Oct 08 22:04

Quote: Mark Lowton

I didn't know they still made tab.

Ooh, I'd pour one of those cold bad-boys into my slot B any time.


What was that one the polar bear advertised that always had a kind of scum on top- "it's frothy man!" That one, bright blue with scum on top-loved it.

Mark, you haven't got a slot B, you have a tab A.

Just so we're clear.

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Posted: 12 Oct 08 22:07

Quote: Dawntreader

T.G.I.F. ?

Tampons Go In Fannys


Titheads Go in Forums?

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Posted: 12 Oct 08 22:22
Toes go in fives.

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carina-eta
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Posted: 12 Oct 08 22:28
yours don't

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Posted: 12 Oct 08 22:29
To grumble is futile.

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