Discussion Forum

The O'Bama lad. I have to sleep at least two hours a day.

I can claim sleep credits by reading Gordon Bennet stuff.


Fergus McCarthyism.

St. Louis.

Sky News say 3am,ish.

He'd better be good. I'm wrecked.

3 Amish?

So three Amish walked into a bar ...

Oh fuck its great isnt it?

Razzmatazz! Glitz, glamour, sham.



Soon you'll be able to vote via remote control!

Just think?

Many of you fat fuckers may never make it outdoors again.

I saw a documentary on Houston Texas, Americas fattest city.

One good power cut would solve that problem.







Nearly time to piss or get off the pot.


I'll say he wont be president. I may be wrong, I have no real reason apart from inexperience. Experience cannot be taught nor bought.

45 years to the day is a bit fucking shallow too isnt it?

Are there any morals left in America? Are there any boundaries, decent or otherwise?


Fergus McCarthy.

So three Amish guys walk in a bar, and one says uncertainly to the bartender, "Emm. Please excuse. But a friend says here we can find Harvey Wallbanger and two Screwdrivers."

The bartender is a little surprised that the Amish are looking for drinks, but he figures what the hell and sets the drinks in front of them. The Amish men exchange glances, then toss the drinks back. After a few minutes, the first Amish guy clears his throat and says, "Excuse, barman? Harvey Wallbanger and two Screwdrivers?" So the barman sets them up again. Once again the Amish men exchange glances, shrug, and toss the drinks down.

After this happens three more times, the bartender starts to get worried about how drunk the Amish guys are getting. Just then a fourth man walks in and says to the Amish guys, "What the heck's keeping you? That barn's not gonna raise itself, you know."

And the first Amish guy grabs his shirt and says, "Harvey! Dank Gott! I don't tink dis man knows who you are, and he won't loan us der screwdrivers, and I tink he's trying to poison us!"

love it!

More, more, more!

I'll join you in that Ferg.
And add that it's because he's a shifty, overblown nonentity straight from the Ted Kennedy Painting By Numbers DIY presidential coloring book.

The Dems have fallen for a disastrous confidence trick.
And while I'd love to see the GOP toppled by a Dem president I just can't buy this superificial load of old bollox.
PREPARE FOR A DISASTER!

Good thing you don't have to worry about the ordeal of voting!

I get to vote in NYC.

---

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Good thing you don't have to worry about the ordeal of voting!

---

Ordeal?

What ordeal? Are you saying that you cannot decide between a man that refused to leave his men in a time of armed conflict, or the black version of 'tin tin'.

tin tin was a dick anyway,, loaded and full of shit.


Dick!

---

Quote: queen mudder

I get to vote in NYC.

---

Are you an American citizen?

---

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

---

Quote: queen mudder

I get to vote in NYC.

---

Are you an American citizen?

---

Can non US. citizens vote in the 20th century fox, Spielberg directed two horse farce that is the ' Race for the Whitehouse.

And another thing! He looks nothing like JFK. Playing the Irish card is pushing it in my eyes, you just dont look at him and think ' Left corner forward for the local footie team.

QM's summary is bang on accurate, he's a bluffer and a chancer, what experience does he have? Would you let a 17 year old learner driver loose in a roadtrain on his own?

No, that would be madness, Paddy Power the bookie gives odds on cliches that he uses in his speeches, he's reversed all his policies since Hilary was despatched, he couldn't lie straight in the bed the git.

Trust him?

I wouldn't.

Fergus.

I have dual nationality and dual citizenship.

---

Quote: queen mudder

I have dual nationality and dual citizenship.

---

I have jewel earrings and jewel necklace.


Who am I kidding.
No I don't.
But if I was rich I would.

Changed my mind. I'm not a woman and I don;t like earrings or necklaces that much.

Politician bastards wasting money on self promotion. Feed them to the poor and the hungry.

Obama walks funny. He looks weird. And smug.
McCain looks senile and decrepit. And what's with the stepford wife. Creepy.

I'm with Putin: nuke the bastards.

Vote for puppies and little cute kittens.

Buck's new avatar.///////

The hairy laptopper was kinda creepy.

---

Quote: queen mudder

I have dual nationality and dual citizenship.

---

Didn't know that! Cool!

---

Quote: queen mudder

I'll join you in that Ferg.
And add that it's because he's a shifty, overblown nonentity straight from the Ted Kennedy Painting By Numbers DIY presidential coloring book.

The Dems have fallen for a disastrous confidence trick.
And while I'd love to see the GOP toppled by a Dem president I just can't buy this superificial load of old bollox.
PREPARE FOR A DISASTER!

---

I'm ready.

I'm downloading Russian, Mandarin Chinese and i'm gonna google the middle east's most used language.


I hope he proves me wrong, I cant help but get the feeling that an awful lot of America thought it was the X Factor or American idol they were voting for.

Oh well.

You have four years.

















You people sent men to the moon!!!


It's not a film lads.
It's real, the west wings a tv show.



I'll be honest.

I've forgotten what I had to say.
Anyway.


Good luck with that.

Fergus McCarthy
TOSOG.

---

Quote: Fergus McCarthy
I cant help but get the feeling that an awful lot of America thought it was the X Factor or American idol they were voting for.
TOSOG.

---

Bullseye!

...a lethal combination. The internet and satire... two reasons why the Obama campaign proved so successful over the past few months.

Barack Obama owes a lot to the YouTube savaging of Sarah Palin

edit yah boo sux with bells on...

I thought that this was an interesting election. People, as usual, showed no sense.

In my county, about 40% of the voters just pencilled in the "straight ticket-Democrat" choice and walked out.

What did this do? It meant that my county voted in all of the democrats, even though several of them had zero qualifications (like Obama). It meant that some really good incumbent Republicans are out of office.

There were two races where Dems were in the races just to list a name on the ballot. Neither one spent a dime on their campaigns, did not show up to any debates or candidate forums, and didn't really care about the election. Both of them are now in office.

As bad as Bush was, I think we are in for four years of hell. I don't know if it will be a depression or a recession, but our economy is about to die. Obama will blame this on the previous administration and his sheep will listen to him.

You'll be fine.
Just keep eating, do a little exercise now and then and drink water.

---

Quote: Jalapenoman

I thought that this was an interesting election. People, as usual, showed no sense.

In my county, about 40% of the voters just pencilled in the "straight ticket-Democrat" choice and walked out.

What did this do? It meant that my county voted in all of the democrats, even though several of them had zero qualifications (like Obama). It meant that some really good incumbent Republicans are out of office.

There were two races where Dems were in the races just to list a name on the ballot. Neither one spent a dime on their campaigns, did not show up to any debates or candidate forums, and didn't really care about the election. Both of them are now in office.

As bad as Bush was, I think we are in for four years of hell. I don't know if it will be a depression or a recession, but our economy is about to die. Obama will blame this on the previous administration and his sheep will listen to him.

---

That's scary shit JMan.

Scary shit.

I'm no Republican, neither are my nearest/dearest.

But...

This election result surely a triumph of style over substance.

All it will do is reinforce the Clinto era whitewash that gagged hideous national disasters and scandals by making them national secrets.

The idea of Obama/Biden and their rottweiler Rahm Emanuel being able to solve the economic crisis, Middle East piss process etc is about as likely the Pope confessing to being a Nazi.