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Posted: 29 Jul 08 18:39
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The animal has a simian jaw, bulging forehead, small snout and eyes that are so close together that they appear almost attached.

Its front legs are much shorter than its back legs, causing it top hop rather than walk on all fours like a normal piglet.
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"It's hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it," owner Feng Changlin told the Oriental Today newspaper.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2469793/Piglet-%27with-face-of-a-monkey%27-born-in-China.html

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Posted: 29 Jul 08 19:11
That piglet looks exactly - and I mean exactly - like a guy I went to school with called Thomas!

The same expression on his face and all.

Maybe Thomas went to live in China and had a kid?


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Posted: 29 Jul 08 20:27

Quote: queen mudder

Avatar opportunity beckons?


The animal has a simian jaw, bulging forehead, small snout and eyes that are so close together that they appear almost attached.

Its front legs are much shorter than its back legs, causing it top hop rather than walk on all fours like a normal piglet.
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"It's hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it," owner Feng Changlin told the Oriental Today newspaper.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2469793/Piglet-%27with-face-of-a-monkey%27-born-in-China.html


So that's why Monkey Woods changed his location from Beijing olypics stadium!

... and it's also strange that the mascot for the olympics is a monkey - I bet it's a fake!

Is it the year of the monkey or summat?


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Posted: 29 Jul 08 21:03
How the hell can you "fake" a piglet?

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Posted: 30 Jul 08 08:21

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How the hell can you "fake" a piglet?


There are loads of scousers who fake pigs by buying blue lights for their cars, but yeah you got me on that one.

I too had a friend called Thomas at school and even though his surname was Bacon, he looked nothing like that!

Poor piglet!

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Posted: 1 Aug 08 11:46
Ity sorta looks like that character from Star Wars......

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Posted: 1 Aug 08 15:44
it looks like a deformed pig to me and shock horror that's what it is.

Too much superstition surrounding these deformities. That pig not only has to contend with it's miserable life but its now being photographed and paraded in front of flashing lights and crowds daily.

Much like similar deformed children who unwittingly become media celebrities.

Some Pig as Charlotte would've said.

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Posted: 1 Aug 08 16:15

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it looks like a deformed pig to me and shock horror that's what it is.

Too much superstition surrounding these deformities. That pig not only has to contend with it's miserable life but its now being photographed and paraded in front of flashing lights and crowds daily.

Much like similar deformed children who unwittingly become media celebrities.

Some Pig as Charlotte would've said.



Now that IS a kind and caring thing to say carina.

I wish you were my mum?


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Posted: 1 Aug 08 16:58
Trust me, you don't.

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Posted: 3 Aug 08 11:06 - Edited By: TJL, 3 Aug 08 11:06
I hear in 2010 China will celebrate the year of the Monkey-Pig.


 
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