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Q: Do You Ever Complete Online Polls? Yes 45% No 45% Undecided 9% There have been 22 responses to this poll

Me neither

I couldn't decide, so I did, but, to be perfectly honest, my heart wasn't in it.

What was the question?

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Quote: Jalapenoman

What was the question?

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What Poles?

I think that the responses should have been:

North (geographical)
North (magnetic)
Telephone
Barber
Warsaw

So far, there have been 11 responses to the poll, so if there have been ANY WRITERS who have said no and then have replied to the poll that makes them LIARS.

Good trap Duncan

Mind you this is spoofland!

Trust no-one - especially Gordon Bennet

~IS~

I can't believe some dufuses voted yes

Is it dufus or doofus?

And what is the plural? Should it be dufi?

Answers on a postcard.

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Quote: Mark Lowton

I can't believe some dufuses voted yes

Is it dufus or doofus?

And what is the plural? Should it be dufi?

Answers on a postcard.

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They can't answer on a postcard - too busy doing online polls

Let's have a poll.

Never heard of the word - is it a psycholgical/medical term or just local to Lancaster?

~IS~

Doofus is another word for moron/idiot/dillweed.

I went to a craft fair today and on the bottle tombola, a little six year old won a bottle of alcohol, so the woman on the stall said she couldnt give it to him and could only give it to his parent.
The six year old said,"why not, you stupid dill."

Well.. I thought it was hilarious even if the woman on the stall didnt.

He's clearly old enough to drink and cuss with the adults.

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Quote: carina-eta

I went to a craft fair today and on the bottle tombola, a little six year old won a bottle of alcohol, so the woman on the stall said she couldnt give it to him and could only give it to his parent.
The six year old said,"why not, you stupid dill."

Well.. I thought it was hilarious even if the woman on the stall didnt.

He's clearly old enough to drink and cuss with the adults.

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Strange...

I went to a craft fair today too, and won a bottle of alcohol on a tombola stall. So I asked her "why not?" and called her a 'stupid dill' coz that's what she was!

Did this kid have big ears?

~IS~

He was very young, not much more than a foetus really. He didnt have any distinguishing features apart from an angry little frown. But I reckon his mother gave him some when she got him home.

Unless he managed to get her p*ssed with the alcohol he won before she could get him.

So that's how you run your pub is it? Using alcohol you've won illegally in raffles and tombolas??

No, no, it wasn't me then!

I run a legal hostilery

But it was a strange coincidence... could have been a close encounter.


~IS~

I went to a Craft Fair yseterday as well. This little kid won first prize on the Bottle Tombola I was running. it was a hell of a thing! He was only about six, not much bigger than a foetus, with a great big frown. I told him that, as the prize was alcohol, and he was too young to drink, I would have to award the prize to his parent. You should have heard the filth that he came out with! Called me every name under the sun. This, that, the other and DILL.

Well, I couldn't believe it. I just lashed out and smashed the little cnut in the teeth. That'll teach him to stay away from Craft Fairs.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

I went to a Craft Fair yseterday as well. This little kid won first prize on the Bottle Tombola I was running. it was a hell of a thing! He was only about six, not much bigger than a foetus, with a great big frown. I told him that, as the prize was alcohol, and he was too young to drink, I would have to award the prize to his parent. You should have heard the filth that he came out with! Called me every name under the sun. This, that, the other and DILL.

Well, I couldn't believe it. I just lashed out and smashed the little cnut in the teeth. That'll teach him to stay away from Craft Fairs.

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Watch Jeremy Kyle Show: Craft Fair Special, next week - that same phoetus-like six years-old will be retelling the story of how some dirty ape punched him in the gob at a craft fair.

His Mum (probably carina) will be there with him getting all kinds of sympathy and will no doubt spend her appearance mony on tombolas etc.

~IS~

nah, different craft fair, at the one I was at, the six year old frowning foetus got smashed in the face with a pushchair, by a woman with tattoos and headlice.

Carnage it was.

She had 850 white and it turned out to be a fruit shoot, when she was expecting Lambrini, that was 850 pink.

She was colourblind.

The monkey was hiding in Santas Grotto, doing the Spin the Bottle. Disgusting. He made a right mess.

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Quote: carina-eta

nah, different craft fair, at the one I was at, the six year old frowning foetus got smashed in the face with a pushchair, by a woman with tattoos and headlice.

Carnage it was.

She had 850 white and it turned out to be a fruit shoot, when she was expecting Lambrini, that was 850 pink.

She was colourblind.

The monkey was hiding in Santas Grotto, doing the Spin the Bottle. Disgusting. He made a right mess.

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What the hell is a 'craft fair' anyway?

Is it like a school fete or something? Is it people making things out of sticks? Sounds hideously boring - no wonder the poor kid wanted a drink.

A Craft Fair is an upper class Jumble Sale

~IS~

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Quote: IN SEINE

A Craft Fair is an upper class Jumble Sale

~IS~

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What the hell is a upscale jumble sale?

Really have to wonder what a low class jumble sale would be like?

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Quote: IN SEINE

A Craft Fair is an upper class Jumble Sale

~IS~

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You b*st*rd. I had a stall!

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Quote: carina-eta

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Quote: IN SEINE

A Craft Fair is an upper class Jumble Sale

~IS~

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You b*st*rd. I had a stall!

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Stall?

Stall?

Was it your style of driving in that car (courtesy of Nick Fun) that caused it?

or was it a 'stall' in the ladies? The loos in my pub have several stalls.

~IS~

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Quote: carina-eta

You b*st*rd. I had a stall!

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Now, let's see. I think we need another poll. What was Cags trying to offload on her Craft stall?

Cakes? Things made from sticks? Punch? Elastoplasts for frowning cnuts?

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Quote: Monkey Woods

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Quote: carina-eta

You b*st*rd. I had a stall!

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Now, let's see. I think we need another poll. What was Cags trying to offload on her Craft stall?

Cakes? Things made from sticks? Punch? Elastoplasts for frowning cnuts?

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Was she letting herself be used as a Bouncy Castle?

I only vote in online polls that ask me if I vote in online polls.

I always say no.