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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Balls are lumpy, large scrotum's.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Scrotum's carry really odd testes, useless marbles.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Marbles are round balls like elliptical stones
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Stones tossed on nettles enrage spiders.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Spiders partly ingest daffodils, especially red spiders.
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado  Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
5738746. 5339 193165 546332 56 666 38276987.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Spiders practise incest; deer exhibit racial slant.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
sLANT LIKE A nIGERIAN TREE.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tree remained essentially erect.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Erect: rod-like erection caused thrill.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
thrill = hedonistic, recreation. Instills life lessons.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lessons, especially Science, should offer nubile sex.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sex, escapades x-rated.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
X-rated romps are then edited, darling.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
"Darling?",Angela ranted, "look! It's naked German's!!!!"
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Germans extinguished racist manner after Nazi scuppering.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Scuppering Carol's usual pampering period, Edward's regurgitated intestines nauseated gratuitously.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Gratuitously, Randy allowed touching under intensely taut orifices using sticky little yo-yo's.
Monkey Woods, I'm going to let this thread die if you're not keen on it anymore. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Keen on it? I live for it, Budda. If you abandon it, I'll keep it going until you come to your senses and join me again in the Kingdom of Acronym Heaven!
Yo-yos! Oh yo-yos! Oh, Sir! |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sir, it's rancid!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I would like to live there too please.... Rancid anal newts carry insect diarrhea. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Diarrhea is a really rather horrible 'eggy attack'.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Attack the tanks, and calmly kill.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Kill innocent leprechauns liberally.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Liberally inclined bastards enjoy rousing anthems, licking lollipops, yelping.
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