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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
No thanks.
I like my Woking alarm clock, I keep it on my Dagenham bedside table. Regards,
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mr Erskin, you have admitted to owning a bedside clock. Can you please tell Gen. Gong Tong Song where you got the bed?
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I made reference to a bedside table. But did I refer to a bed?
I think not. Do you work for the Old Bill?
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ah, Mr Erskin, a subversive sentence to confuse the office of bed investigators. However, Gen Ping Pong Long has put your words through the mangle and it has been decided that the Dagenhaming cabinet can stay. It seems Mrs Gen Long Pong Wong has taken a liking to you. Do you like Haggis?
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