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Lynton
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Posted: 5 Jun 12 19:58
He said SUCCOUR!


Quote: Clive Danton

Now then Maria. I noticed that in your preamble you mention the fact that you're "a bit of a chicken", so before I go any further I wonder if you could be a little more anatomically specific vis a vis the aformentioned barnyard fowl as I've absolutely no problem with being gently supportive of a wing or offering benign and friendly encouragement to a breast, if you'll pardon my potty mouth, but I do draw the line at offering intellectual succour to the parson's nose

Give it a go fruitgum. You may surprise yourself and delight us all with your witty verbosity. Take on the aspect of the tiger. Stiffen the sinews. Summon up the blood, Cry havoc and let slip the prose of war!.....HUZZAH!

PS. If I'm not overly impressed by your output though love I do reserve the right to scuttle off to the guvnor like a mewling prison bitch and get your account booted out into the cyber void until the very end of all times.

Your friend and fellow shy, retiring type

Cliveypops


armfeetandtoe
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armfeetandtoe

Location: West Sussex
Registered: 11 Jun 10

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 21:47
Lynton! How are you?

Lovely to see you on the forum mate.


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Lynton
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Posted: 6 Jun 12 22:02
I'm fine Arm me old mucker. How's your belly off for spots?

armfeetandtoe
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armfeetandtoe

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Posted: 7 Jun 12 12:30
Lynton, I was up till the early hours playing dot to dot and the incredible thing is, the result was a perfect portrait of Kim Jong Ill I now intend to show my belly at the Tate Modern. I will need an agent, What are you doing next week?


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx


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