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French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Unlike any other living creatures, we (except Monkey Woods) have consciences. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Nope, Shaun's still a virgin. No knocks for him (hard or soft) that don't involve his right hand. |
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French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
now look what you've done carina-eta! marvin, the shape-shifting sod is making a monkey of us, himself and monkey Woods - we're all implicated. He's far too clever for me. Bananas anyone? |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I have completed Marvin's Comedy lesson....Here is my first Post-Marvin effort: ...............................................
........................................................ ......................................................... .......................................................... .......................................................... .......................................................... .......................................................... .......................................................... ........................................................... .......................................................... ..................................................................................................................... .......................................................... .......................................................... .......................................................... .......................................................... ........................................................... ............................Just then the Ron Paul leaned over and whispered to Hillary, "Is that a new bra you're wearing?" |
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French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hi JLF,
Is that a period piece? IS |
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carina-eta
Ice Queen of the North Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Quote; Unlike any other living creatures, we (except Monkey Woods) have consciences.
Oh dear, I think I just found what's been missing all my life. ( and I don't mean Monkey Woods altho in a sense he is a missing link) |
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carina-eta
Ice Queen of the North Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Jean, Im sorry, your comic timing was way off, that long line in the middle just killed the joke for me.
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French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
been smoking weed again?
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French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
'Don't Fear the Reaper!' marvin
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marvin
Banned |
I was trying to take you guys through my dream in micro-details so you can experience what I experienced. There is no point in fearing what I can not fight or win against. I can only submit like a helpless leaf carried away by a wind.
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I wanna Refund, This course threw my timing off and gave a lot of periods! Now I may have PMS! Post Marvin Syndrome!!
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French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You missed that one marvin 'Don't fear the Reaper ' is a song by Blue Oyster Cult.
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French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thanks for the ideas marvin, I am taking them in for future reference, although I have not heard of most of those comedians you mention. I do appreciate your 'dawn patrol' efforts. There's just no escape is there?
Judging by your material you appear to be American. Word for today: mirroring Nice picture by the way! Watch where you point that cutlass - they're sharp you know to put it blunt. Dec 7th Do you know the character your picture is showing today? Being American, you possibly may not (but you appear to know all things). It is SO funny because of irony (no doubt you will produce us great reams about the quealities of irony in your thesis) The character is called 'zippy' from the children's TV series,called 'Rainbow', made in England. He has got a BIG, BIG mouth and the only way to shut him up is to zip his mouth. Word for today: ironic Be careful you don't get attacked by a giant zip file! |
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marvin
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I did not know that was zippy. I thought he was a Muppet.
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French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
BREAKING NEWS: MARVIN HAS LEARNT SOMETHING HE DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW |
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French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
BREAKING NEWS: MARVIN HAS LEARNT SOMETHING HE DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW MORE BREAKING NEWS: Muppet spotted as Marvin looks in mirror. |
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French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thank you marvin for your latest article. It was valuable to me and I hope to improve my writing somewhat from now on.
I know that lot of people hate you, but you and I have that in common. It's a good job that you're thick-skinned and I'm thick-headed (I hope I've got that the right way round?) otherwise alot of would-be witers would no be able to hone their skills. In the weeks ahead you will (or should) be VERY PROUD to see that your teaching has not been in vain. Once again, thank You ~IS~ |
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French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Suffer the same injuries as J'man did you?
Looks a bit suspicious to me - call the Potuguese police someone! Word for today: Paranoid |
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Shaun Ferguson
Writer Location: Outside the box Registered: 8 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is that the instant camera that can take piles of pictures? |
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French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
NO you stupid boy. Go to the bottom of the class!
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