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IN SEINE
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Posted: 2 Dec 07 20:00

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and why would ANYONE, EVER want to overcome sinning?


Unlike any other living creatures, we (except Monkey Woods) have consciences.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 2 Dec 07 21:50

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The University of 'Hard Knocks' perchance?


Nope, Shaun's still a virgin. No knocks for him (hard or soft) that don't involve his right hand.

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Posted: 2 Dec 07 21:59

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well, you appear to be descended from Jar-Jar Binks, the rest of us are probably descended from monkeys excluding Monkey Woods who still is one.


now look what you've done carina-eta!

marvin, the shape-shifting sod is making a monkey of us, himself and monkey Woods - we're all implicated. He's far too clever for me.

Bananas anyone?

Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 2 Dec 07 22:17 - Edited By: Jean Le Fete, 2 Dec 07 22:22
I have completed Marvin's Comedy lesson....Here is my first Post-Marvin effort: ...............................................
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............................Just then the Ron Paul leaned over and whispered to Hillary, "Is that a new bra you're wearing?"

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Posted: 2 Dec 07 22:29
Hi JLF,

Is that a period piece?



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carina-eta
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Posted: 2 Dec 07 22:38
Quote; Unlike any other living creatures, we (except Monkey Woods) have consciences.

Oh dear, I think I just found what's been missing all my life. ( and I don't mean Monkey Woods altho in a sense he is a missing link)

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Posted: 2 Dec 07 22:40
Jean, Im sorry, your comic timing was way off, that long line in the middle just killed the joke for me.

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Posted: 3 Dec 07 17:03 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 3 Dec 07 17:07
been smoking weed again?

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Posted: 3 Dec 07 17:18
'Don't Fear the Reaper!' marvin

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Posted: 3 Dec 07 17:31 - Edited By: marvin, 3 Dec 07 17:33
I was trying to take you guys through my dream in micro-details so you can experience what I experienced. There is no point in fearing what I can not fight or win against. I can only submit like a helpless leaf carried away by a wind.

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Posted: 3 Dec 07 18:12
I wanna Refund, This course threw my timing off and gave a lot of periods! Now I may have PMS! Post Marvin Syndrome!!

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Posted: 3 Dec 07 19:08
You missed that one marvin 'Don't fear the Reaper ' is a song by Blue Oyster Cult.

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Posted: 4 Dec 07 07:46 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 7 Dec 07 09:45
Thanks for the ideas marvin, I am taking them in for future reference, although I have not heard of most of those comedians you mention. I do appreciate your 'dawn patrol' efforts. There's just no escape is there?

Judging by your material you appear to be American.

Word for today: mirroring

Nice picture by the way! Watch where you point that cutlass - they're sharp you know to put it blunt.


Dec 7th
Do you know the character your picture is showing today? Being American, you possibly may not (but you appear to know all things). It is SO funny because of irony (no doubt you will produce us great reams about the quealities of irony in your thesis)

The character is called 'zippy' from the children's TV series,called 'Rainbow', made in England. He has got a BIG, BIG mouth and the only way to shut him up is to zip his mouth.

Word for today: ironic

Be careful you don't get attacked by a giant zip file!

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Posted: 7 Dec 07 19:41 - Edited By: marvin, 8 Dec 07 08:21
I did not know that was zippy. I thought he was a Muppet.



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Posted: 8 Dec 07 13:09

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I did not know that was zippy. I thought he was a Muppet.


BREAKING NEWS:

MARVIN HAS LEARNT SOMETHING HE DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW

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Posted: 8 Dec 07 13:12

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I did not know that was zippy. I thought he was a Muppet.


BREAKING NEWS:

MARVIN HAS LEARNT SOMETHING HE DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW

MORE BREAKING NEWS:

Muppet spotted as Marvin looks in mirror.

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Posted: 8 Dec 07 19:49 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 10 Dec 07 15:28
Thank you marvin for your latest article. It was valuable to me and I hope to improve my writing somewhat from now on.

I know that lot of people hate you, but you and I have that in common. It's a good job that you're thick-skinned and I'm thick-headed (I hope I've got that the right way round?) otherwise alot of would-be witers would no be able to hone their skills.

In the weeks ahead you will (or should) be VERY PROUD to see that your teaching has not been in vain.

Once again, thank You

~IS~

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Posted: 10 Dec 07 20:11
Suffer the same injuries as J'man did you?

Looks a bit suspicious to me - call the Potuguese police someone!

Word for today: Paranoid

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Posted: 14 Dec 07 14:44

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Word for today: Paranoid


Is that the instant camera that can take piles of pictures?

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Posted: 14 Dec 07 15:41
NO you stupid boy. Go to the bottom of the class!


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