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Why not, he seems to pass muster.

How do you get to be a featured writer?

Fame at last Jeff.

Don't do anything rash with the money.

Invest it. In a bank or something.

Regards

Skoob.

Congrats Spastic Jeff!

Skoob? Is that you?

Bureau

Yes. Heavily disguised.

I've had a shave since then.

The wife hates that picture.

Regards

Skoob.

Skoob

I hate your avatar. Agree with Mrs. Skoob.

You used to be so cute in your raincoat.

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Skoob

I hate your avatar. Agree with Mrs. Skoob.

You used to be so cute in your raincoat.

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You're going about this all wrong, AU. Skoob likes that picture precisely because Mrs. Skoob hates it.

I must, say, Skoob, if that really is you, you don't look old enough to be a grandpa. Must be the hat. Or the moustache. Or the portrait you have hiding in the attic.

Trying to see what your hat says. Is it "hockey-puck?"

Oops, forgot what this thread was about originally.
Congratulations Spaz.

Looks a bit like Daniel Day Lewis.

As Skoob of course.

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Bureau

Yes. Heavily disguised.

I've had a shave since then.

The wife hates that picture.

Regards

Skoob.

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I've come into this a bit late but a) was he actually FW 'cos I didn't see it - not that he shouldn't be etc
and b) who is Agatha Nipps, because I'm pretty certain she didn't appear on my detailed list of all the spoof writers in another thread. oh and 3) at least we aren't discussing England's performance tonight.
and d) who is Agatha Nipps?

Agatha Nipps - Chamone's twin sister.

Regards

Skoob,

I saw her first...

Sorry to double.

Did the pic last night on me laptop.

Tried to look like the cartoon avatar.

The hat is NYPD from New York (really)

And I do have grandkids.

The hat hides the baldy head and I've had a shave since. I look semi-human now.

Regards

Skoob.

Ah.. the delusions of middle age...

FYO.. This isn't Skoob..

It's an imposter...

I've met Skoob...

The real Skoob's far lower down..

That's right..

Down there.. as far as you can see..

Then further..

He's also got a bell on his hat..

and a thumb in plaster..

And a red nose..

Holy Crap! Is everyone coming out of hiding?

Except Nips. I'd lay odds that's not her real pic.

Not even a her.

Still, looks like CJ fell for it...

Regards

Skoob.

Are you saying......?

Underneath..?

Down below???

Hmmmph..

Can't say as I noticed...

If some of you are suggesting that Agatha is actually a man pretending to be a woman, then all I can say is he looks pretty good in that red dress.

Another glass of Romanée Conti? No, sorry they won't have the '78 here, but possibly back at my place?

Oh God...

Deja vu...

Help!

Skoob

No, I'm not questioning the gender, I'm thinking though that most writers of satire don't get all dolled up like that to do it.(write that is).

I always get dolled up to write.

Make-up artists, hair stylist, wardrobe, the lot.

I still look like an old tramp at the end of it.

Regards

Skoob.

Yeah - body armour, knuckle dusters and teeth filed to a point - ok ready to spoof...

Should Spastic Jeff ever show up to read this thread, I'd better add my congratulations. I don't recall seeing him as Featured Writer, either, but who cares? Congratulations, anyway.