Paul McCartney - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Paul McCartney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Paul McCartney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012

Friday 14 September 1212

I really enjoyed my gig at the Olympic closing ceremony, despite a little backlash in the media. I'll have to retire 'Hey Jude' for a while. I deli...

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July 2012

Wednesday 25 July 1212

I'm singing at the Olympic Opening ceremony in Stratford on Friday, but I'm really disappointed that David Beckham has not been selected for the Team...

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June 2012

Monday 18 June 1212

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, Happy birthday dear macca, happy birthday to me! 70 today maaaan. Now if that news don't deserve a bo...

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Monday 04 June 1212

On my way to Buckingham Palace to perform at the Queens Diamond Jubilee Concert. Another honour in my long career. Wonder if I can sneak a bong in?...

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April 2012

Thursday 26 April 1212

All you need is cash! My previous marriage cost me almost £25 million thanks to a bitter divorce battle. But my decision to tie the knot for a...

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Monday 09 April 1212

Really bored today - finished all the easter eggs and thought about going for a run in the park. Or smoking a bong. I know I promised to give up th...

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Wednesday 04 April 1212

My son James is trying to start up a fab four band of his own - with sons of my mates John Lennon, Ringo Starr and George Harrison. I think this is...

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March 2012

Friday 30 March 1212

I was really peeeved off last year when Ringo decided to stop sending autographs out to his, sorry, OUR fans two years ago. I used to get a batch o...

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