Napoleon - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Napoleon. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Napoleon would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Napoleon's diary, as written by 'Daniel Bristol'.
Currently showing entries from: 2010
I wish they would put on that funny show again at the theater; the one with the little puppets hitting each other. . . . . . . . THAT'S WHAT I LIK...
I wonder if there are any noodles left . . . DAMN! No noodles! I shall invade AUSTRIA!!!!!...
Mon Dieu!!! This damnable itching is driving me insane!!! If this persists I shall invade Austria!!!...
Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel ChiefEmperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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