Elton John - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Elton John. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Elton John would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Elton John's diary, as written by 'IN SEINE'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2011

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April 2011


Friday 29 April 11

Dear Diary, Had a bit of a rough night last night, young Zachary was crying most of the night - I guess he takes after me throwing so many tantru...

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