Kenyan authorities clear one of the largest slums on the planet, Kenya!

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Wednesday, 16 September 2009

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Skinny Kenyan kids soon to be obese when Macdonalds turns their slums into "Fast Food" ghettos!

Kenyan authorities have decided to clear one of the largest slums on the planet, KENYA!

Despite massive opposition from rats, cockroaches, mosquitos, dubonic plague bugs and that other vermin, their inhabitants, Kenya is going through with the ethnic cleansing of it's own country.

The only places not to be ethnically cleansed are luxury erotic centres called "tourist beach ghettos," Safari parks and the presidential residence (saved by a Bono and Macdonalds!) as for the rest, get rid of the shit.

Kenya is to be turned into a massive erotic/fun/safari park and is to build mega beach resorts for the older, very rich tourists, looking for a bit of "Black Erotica Action"!!

Most ex-very slummy areas will be turned into colossal "fast food/fast sex" parks offering everything from Macdonalds to Macdonalds, more Macdonalds + blow jobs and tourist gang-bangs for the tourists expecting to invade the sparkling "whiter than white and very spanky" new Kenya.

The project was organised by the WBBO (World Bono & (Sir) Bob Organisation) and sponsored by guess who, Macdonalds & Silk Sluts Porno Ltd.

The WBBO also has ethnic slum cleansing projects starting in other African shitholes and has been overwhelmed by other renowned global players "wanting a piece of the action!"

Macdonalds gave the following statement: "If the world cannot give African nations decent, nutritional food & more aids, then we will sell them our crap food and plenty of "Booty"!!

Hopefully our competitors will also all adopt an African country so we can save them and make Africa the "fast food/erotic/ epi-centre of the planet."

Bono and Sir Bob agreed (saints both of them!) and promptly ordered 2 double BIG MAC's, BWANA!

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