Lydia Guevara signs $5 million naked Payboy! centerfold deal

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

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The Ethical Treatment of Party Animals charity lost the plot by festooning these stonkers with its daftass carrot camouflage

New York - (Split Beaver & Ass Mess): Che Guevara's vegan temptress granddaughter Lydia is to pose starkers for the iconic Payboy! men's magazine.

The $5 million deal will see the luscious Latina showcase her gorgeous taut suntanned body following last week's semi-naked debut for the Ethical Treatment of Party Animals charity.

Guevara, 24, says she hopes to donate some of the explicit centerfold fees to a new not-for-profit foundation highlighting the work of the Bartholin Glands Trust.

The organization works tirelessly researching a female ejaculate that mimics secretions occuring during climax.

The lubricant's existence was first recorded in 1600 by Danish mystic, theologian and female anatomy enthusiast Saint Caspar Bartholin the Elder.

A long-running family feud saw Bartholin the Elder's grandson Caspar Bartholin the Much Younger usurp claims for the discovery.

Genealogical research along the Bartholin distaff line shows Ms Guevara directly descended from the mystic.

Russell Brand was dumped by Ms Guevara on April Fools Day.

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