Philippine president, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, is said to be very happy with her party's response regarding her proposal to convene a Constitutional Assembly, more popularly known as CON-ASS.
Apparently not content with raiding governement coffers of hundred of millions of dollars and sending her country back into the middle ages, Ate Glo (big sister Glo), as she is "affectionately" known, has decided that the only way she can continue to plunder and pillage the country without
the constant complaints and injuctions of the opposition is to amend the constitutional charter from a presidential system to a parliamentary one.
"Her only intention is to perpetuate herself in power with her cronies backing her up. Under the present system, her term ends in 2010 and cannot run for re-election," declared an opposition congressman who requested anonymity.
"If she thinks she's gonna push her ass to con us into falling for that crap, she's got another thing coming," protested another.
Macapagal is widely believed to running all sorts of scams and illegal activities including drugs, child slavery, gun running, numbers rackets, rigging the state lottery, prostitution. People also think she's a pygmy.