Written by Pointer

Monday, 27 October 2008

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Bush closes the deal on retirement country of Syria

In the midst of foreign affairs crises in Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran, with Israel's government in turmoil and the Palestinian situation tense, the Bush-Cheney war machine rolls again and right in the place they love to disaster- the cradle of civilsation!

An invasion of Syria is the last thing that peace makers in the Middle East expected, needed or wanted. But the chicken hawks who have bravely sent other people and their children to war in Afghanistan and Iraq now bring us the War in Syria.

Bush-Cheney have been surprisingly forthcoming about the goal of this most recent act of imperialism:

"We've got no where to retire to. Americans hate us and we will be prosecuted as war criminals in every civilized corner of the globe. So we decided while we still could get some real estate on the cheap, we'd take Syria as our very own retirement village. Of course , the people will have to go aling with those unsightly camels but the air is dry, the temperatures warm and there's plenty of brush to clear. If I let Dick shoot me in the face once in a while we will be one happy retired couple of son of a guns!"

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