Lima, Peru - (Ass Mess): A Peruvian government brewing initiative has bombed after international aid agencies that helped the earthquake-stricken country received bottled urine by way of an official 'Thank You' from a beer factory set up by Peru's Production Minister Rafael Rey.
"We should have seen this one coming," officials at the UN Dissaster Relief Fund said today as they pondered what to do with the crate labelled 'Bottled by PissCo, Lima' containing a dozen samples of the famous Peruvian alcoholic beverage called Pisco.
The bottles were labelled in attractive commemorative packaging bearing the PissCo logo and the brand name 'Pisco 7.9'.
But this did not go down too well in the Southern America Seismological Servey which told the press today that the Peruvian town of Pisco itself bore the brunt of August's 7.9 magnitude tremor that killed over 500 people.
"Maybe the joke's in the bottles?" sources said referring to the poisonous liquid inside, which chemical analysis later determined to be the urine of swine-fever infected pigs.
US embassy sources In Lima declined to comment today on reports that one hundred crates of the brew have also arrived at President Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch home in Crawford, Texas as a wedding gift for Jenna Bush's forthcmoing nuptuals.
