"Real beauty is on the inside." Well not anymore! Now that doctors can see inside the human body it is all to clear that real beauty must lie elsewhere. Not in the inside!
Researchers at Hardly University have sifted through thousands of MR-Is, X-rays and CAT scans. After viewing tumors, ulcers, the colon and several globs of infectious goo nearly half gave up their careers and left town, never to be heard from again.
One former doctor that was in on the project said that the inside of the human body was disgusting. So next time you say "True beauty is in the inside think about it and find a different phrase"