Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - Kingmakers in the royal entourage are believed to have acquired sensitive information such as usernames, password and credit card details of the dead sovereign's widows and other hos.
King Abdullah's harem of 130 wives and 5,000 floozies had been splurging millions of dollars a year in no-llimit credit card spending.
This weekend the royal large ass - uh, largesse! - suddenly ran out.
Hundreds of secret internet bank accounts were hurriedly shut down by the new regime's cybercops in a crackdown on surplus-to-requirement Palace women's $$$.
And redundancy letters issued along with eviction notices.
"The new King's harem will now take over the Conjugal Wing of the Amiri court," Shaikh Kamel Toe tweeted this evening.
"All redundant concubines to be shipped back to Yemen."
Ibn Saud's great grandma is turning in her grave.
