London - Condemned by the governments of Egypt, the UAE, Saudi Arabia, Syria and Russia as an evil terrorist organization the Muslim Brotherhood's new global HQ faces imminent closure by that most powerful of anti-terror champions the North London Cockroach Man.
This weekend a 'cease and desist' trading order was posted on the Brotherhood offices' front door following an outbreak in the derelict former pizza parlor below, shut down by the local authority in 2012 for selling illicit Goat's Testicle Quattro Stagioni.
The order gives occupants just seven daze to vacate the seedy Cricklewood bolt hole ahead of the infestation unit's planned zap next week.
Commenting on the imminent closure a US State Department spokesperson said its diplomatic channels with the Bruvvers would continue despite the eviction, just as soon as the organization relocates to a secret CIA safe house situated nearby at 69 Acacia Avenue.
The new premises were formerly used by the North Korean ambassador as a makeshift hunting lodge during the all-important London Wild Dog hunting season.
John Kerry's personal UK podiatrist lives nearby.
