Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 6 November 2013

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Plutonium sandwich? Yum

Geneva - A post-exhumation probe of the ex-PLO leader's remains has found he ate a toxic Plutonium sandwich from the same dodgy snack bar that saw off MI6/KGB double agent Alexander Litvinenko.

Tests for the radioactive substance proved positive despite the nine year gap since Arafat's death when coroners recorded as 'misadventure' following a 2004 binge-out at a Ramallah High Street falafel bar.

This morning Arafat's widow Suha [Arabic for 'dry one'] said she'd always reckoned the old boy had been topped deliberately after becoming an embarrassment to his Mossad compatriots. {WTF/ - 'Ed']

Speaking to reporters covering the exhumation results story she recalled how once, after a high level White House state dinner with Bill Clinton and Israel's Ehud Barack Obama, the former Palestinian terrist had an 'out of body' experience ... all over the Oval Orifice carpet.

Diplomatic medical sources eventually blamed it to an 'over-excited sphincter' cause by many tense hours of disarmament negotiations.

Mrs Arafat now puts it all down to some toxic nibbles that eventually fried Yasser's innards as part of the Middle East Piss Process.

Tvipi Livni is still 69.

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Topics: Yasser Arafat

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