Wienerschnitzel Pays College Men for Ad Space on Crotches

Written by Moose

Thursday, 23 September 2010

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100 Percent Meat

EL CENTRO, CA - Owner, founder, and CEO of Wienerschnitzel John Galardi announced today that the fast-food company will begin paying well-hung male college students $1,000 each to hand out condoms while wearing Speedos with various slogans emblazoned across the crotch. Some of the slogans are "Bite Me", "Foot Long", and "Bet Ya Can't Eat Just One".

When asked why condoms were being passed out instead of coupons, Galardi responded that he condoms are labeled "100 Percent Meat".

The move came after it was discovered that their competitor, KFC, was paying women on college campuses $500 each to hand out coupons while wearing fitted sweatpants with "Double Down" in large letters across their rear ends.

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